The Breakfast Professionals

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As the introduction to the second half of the album, The Breakfast Professionals has very dark undertones to its very cheery melody. It is in fact propaganda for government-mandated mind control cereal, cereal that takes away your happiness but makes you "alright" in the view of society. Everything is about conformity. You'd be best to listen up.

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I used to be happy
But now he's alright
Since eating Serios
I've been boring all night
Boring all night
Boring all night
Boring all night
Boring all night
Boring all night
Boring all night

I woke up in the morning, feeling alright
But what to eat for breakfast?
It's the most important meal of the day, you know
So you gotta eat something for breakfast!
I looked in the cabinet, there was nothing there!
I was so disappointed, but then I was like
Oh my god
I can go online shopping!
Or better yet
I can have my slaves go get me some
Cereal
Some cereal
Cereal

But what to eat?
I don't know!
Then I thought
Serios!
Serios!
Serios are the best cereal around
Yeah!

I used to be happy
But now I'm alright
Since eating Serios
I've been boring all night!
(x4)

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from A Profoundly Sick Society, released July 31, 2012
Contains vocals by Starla Insigna

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